The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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