my soul wont recognize me after tonight
P.S. I can't hear my feet
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Come share oat with me in your robe
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
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