That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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