After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
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