You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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