She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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