He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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