Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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