Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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