I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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