awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
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He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
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I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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