Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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