dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
one two three fourrrrnication!
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
only you would photoshop your dick
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
So many bounce houses so little time
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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