Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
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I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
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I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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