I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
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laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
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first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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