Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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