As long as you're not dating white guys again.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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