i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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