Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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