Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
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i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
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I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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