I heard we made out
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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