summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
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I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
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All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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