We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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