I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
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I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
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Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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