He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
No stitches, just platelets and will power
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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