my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
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you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
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Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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