i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Randomize
