I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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