I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
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I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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