Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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