Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Randomize
