She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
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he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
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Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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