Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(574): View more from Indiana

pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.

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When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head

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(703): View more from Virginia

He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.

(1-828): View more from North Carolina

Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.

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(317): View more from Indiana

Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision

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(801): View more from Utah

I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.

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(514): View more from Quebec

Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?

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