he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
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Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
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Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?