pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
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Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
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Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?