i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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