From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
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It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Your cock deserves a montage
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
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I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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