She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
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i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
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the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.