How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
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first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
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You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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