the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Randomize
