just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Just made out with a pet sitter. His biz card says "even hamsters". Lowest point in my life.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Church boner. Awkwardddd
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Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
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It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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