Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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