My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
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No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
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And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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