I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
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i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
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That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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