What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
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You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
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Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.