Having a random hookup so left but love u
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
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why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
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I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.