I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
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What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
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What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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