This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Randomize
