i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
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I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
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he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
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