party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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