i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
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words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
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Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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