I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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