If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
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