Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Having a random hookup so left but love u
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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