Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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