He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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