how can u be prego again
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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