ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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