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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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