so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
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