You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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