The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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