I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
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